Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb05a.cache.pol.co.uk on April 16, 2002 at 10:01:49:
In Reply to: condescending ... posted by cyberfiend on April 16, 2002 at 09:43:22:
...with my moron friends. One day, I see my buddies, and I'm wearing
my brand new Brodie t-shirt. The following conversation ensued.
Buddy 1: What's that?
Me: What's what?
Buddy 1: That thing on your t-shirt?
Me: Ah... well... Have any of you ever seen Mallrats?
Buddy 1: No.
Buddy2: No.
Buddy 3: No.
Me: ...ok... welll have you seen any Kevin Smith movies?
Buddy 2: Who?
Me: Kevin Smith - y'know, the guy who did Clerks... Mallrats... Chasing Amy... Dogma.... Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
Buddy 3: Oh yeah... I think I saw Jay & Silent Bob... it didn't make much sense though...
Me: ....but none of you have ever seen any of the other movies at all?
Buddy 1: Nope.
Buddy 2: Nope.
Buddy 3: Nope.
Me: ...well then I really can't explain what's on my t-shirt to you then.
Buddy 2: Oh... hey, have any of you heard the new Creed song?
I hate my stupid friends.