Posted by andysith at gateway1.colt-telecom.com on April 26, 2002 at 10:02:50:
apologies for this being slightly rubbish...
This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five
years. One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and the bag
boy is real excited and asks the manager if he can work the juice machines.
The manager says no.
The bag boy goes, "But I've been working here for 5 years, why can't I run
the juice machines?"
The manager goes, "I'm sorry, but... baggers can't be juicers."