Posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) at hh-ce1.net.monmouth.edu on April 27, 2002 at 20:43:04:
In Reply to: My theory on how gravity works (OT) (repost) posted by PerfectIdiot23 on April 27, 2002 at 16:22:04:
: I'm posting this again since it's buried down there and would likely get ignored. I'm too interested to let it die.
You should have let it die.
: Every single piece of matter is in a perpetual state of growth.
While matter is alive it is growing, yet after death it continues....explain that.
All matter is getting bigger and bigger, and we obviously can't see it because it's growth is symetric with ours.
Not true. Amoebas remain amoebas for the most part. One celled organisms will not evolve under a microscope they remain one celled having everything to do with a constant and nothing to do with ourselves doubling in matter at a rate equal to those amoebas. As a piece of wood (dead wood) with no roots and just markings on it, a ruler (at best) would mark the difference between such analyses held at separate times in our 'proposed growth cycles' having nothing to do with a symmetric growth process.
It's growing at such a fast rate that it's impossable to feel, and since it's universal, their are no means to judge this growth.
What kind of Crack are YOU smoking?
There is no gravity. The illusion of gravity is created by physical laws of growth. When you jump in the air, you grow, propelling your feet downward, while the floor's growth is propelled upwards, meeting your feet. Gravity is bullshit.
I know something that's bullshit and it isn't gravity. You might want to employ this kind of 'pseudo-logistic' thought to something plausible like high school algebra.
: This perpetual growth feeling makes perfect sence, and there is literally no scientific evidence or logic showing that it's improbable. Actually, sometimes I can feel like all matter is growing, and I really think this theory fits.
That's why you are retarded and other people will continue to hold all the 'good jobs' as you and your (hopefully) pot smoking friends continue to think of them.
: Your questions, your comments?
: I also think that human hormones coexist with this. When having sex, you have release because the growth of penis and hormonal glands react in tandum with that of the vagina, causing a reaction. This also may be the story behind all emotions. Feelings intensify because the growth of brain cells disrupts their motion to the extent that they're stronger when focused. Again, show me any logic that points towards my innaccuracy.
Why can release occur without a vagina then? Or without stimulation of any other kind aside from the mind itself (SEE WET DREAM)?
VB
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