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Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb01a.cache.pol.co.uk on May 02, 2002 at 17:07:43:

In Reply to: Is this FUNNY? posted by BrianLynch on May 02, 2002 at 16:57:09:

...Lynch, although I respect you as a person and a maker of online animation, your comments about people who make jokes about ball-sucking have crossed the lines of taste. As an infant, I was consistently spanked for making ball-sucking jokes by my cruel Uncle Leopold, and it has left deep gashes in my super-ego, making it impossible for me to even go to the super-market and buy a sandwich. Whilst ball sucking is a topic I can freely discuss amongst friends and family, the issue of ball-sucking jokes is a serious one - making humour out of ball-sucking was something I loved once, before the 'dark times' when I was locked in a pantry for even making light of oral stimulation of spherical objects.
While making ball-sucking jokes is impossible for me now, for many (like Isis) it's the only way they can feed therir family. I know you might be filled with many petty prejudices, but please - let the ball-sucking comedians live their lives. I'd hate for them to have to go through what I did.
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I suppose when I'm re-hashing a joke, I should at least try to make it funny... ah well, I'll just remember that for the future. Live and learn, that's me.

: : I wasn't aware that this was a sensitive issue, and in the future, I will try not to joke about balls in a public arena. And I appreciate your concern for me.

: : Now suck your balls. One at a time, please. And make sounds like you like it but you're afraid your mother will catch you, please.

: Ball sucking jokes are FUNNY? I'm sorry, I just don't get the humor. Every day, people suck balls and are caught by their mothers and fathers and it scars them for LIFE. For you to toss around ball sucking jokes like you think the prospect of this is funny makes me so horrified that I want to lay in the fetal position in my shower for hours until the pain is washed washed washed away.

: I suggest you think of the ramifications of your "ball sucking" jokes before you go and type out (what you think is) funny quips about it. If "balls" meant "typing posts that wound" you would be the ball suckingest ball sucker this side of Ballsuck, VA.

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that was pretty funny, joke thief NT DRD #37 17:09:21 5/02/02 (5)
- Help! Help! I'm being oppressed by DRD #37! *nt* Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight 17:17:23 5/02/02 (4)
  - don't forget, i MADE you DRD #37 17:20:00 5/02/02 (3)
    - You had the inspiration, I had the skills to.... Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight 17:22:42 5/02/02 (2)
      - ah, you just did it to steal my thunder..... DRD #37 17:24:57 5/02/02 (1)
        
        Done and done *nt* Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight 17:31:03 5/02/02 (0)

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: ...Lynch, although I respect you as a person and a maker of online animation, your comments about people who make jokes about ball-sucking have crossed the lines of taste. As an infant, I was consistently spanked for making ball-sucking jokes by my cruel Uncle Leopold, and it has left deep gashes in my super-ego, making it impossible for me to even go to the super-market and buy a sandwich. Whilst ball sucking is a topic I can freely discuss amongst friends and family, the issue of ball-sucking jokes is a serious one - making humour out of ball-sucking was something I loved once, before the 'dark times' when I was locked in a pantry for even making light of oral stimulation of spherical objects. : While making ball-sucking jokes is impossible for me now, for many (like Isis) it's the only way they can feed therir family. I know you might be filled with many petty prejudices, but please - let the ball-sucking comedians live their lives. I'd hate for them to have to go through what I did. : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : I suppose when I'm re-hashing a joke, I should at least try to make it funny... ah well, I'll just remember that for the future. Live and learn, that's me. : : : I wasn't aware that this was a sensitive issue, and in the future, I will try not to joke about balls in a public arena. And I appreciate your concern for me. : : : Now suck your balls. One at a time, please. And make sounds like you like it but you're afraid your mother will catch you, please. : : Ball sucking jokes are FUNNY? I'm sorry, I just don't get the humor. Every day, people suck balls and are caught by their mothers and fathers and it scars them for LIFE. For you to toss around ball sucking jokes like you think the prospect of this is funny makes me so horrified that I want to lay in the fetal position in my shower for hours until the pain is washed washed washed away. : : I suggest you think of the ramifications of your "ball sucking" jokes before you go and type out (what you think is) funny quips about it. If "balls" meant "typing posts that wound" you would be the ball suckingest ball sucker this side of Ballsuck, VA.

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