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Posted by Kiss lt at netcache-1114.public.svc.webtv.net on May 22, 2002 at 08:14:17:

In Reply to: the rules for accepting awards. posted by PretzelFan on May 22, 2002 at 08:01:33:

: oscar.

8 minutes of stammering, crying, and running your nose in front of every country on the planet, followed by 6 more minutes of thanking every fucking black actress in show business, 2 minutes yelling at "stick-man" to stop playing that annoying song, 4 minutes to stand up on your seat like an idiot, tell everyone you would like to have sex with them on jupiter, then streak off the stage.

: grammy.

"Ooooooooooh, Lashonda, tell Laqueeta I wuns me an A-ward, where's my gat at? I'll talk to y'all lata."
*person then gets off cell phone* "Oooooooh, lordy, I almost made me sum funky underpants, guuurl friiiiiind. Left Eye, suguh. We misses you and sheeeyit!"

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oscar? PretzelFan 08:16:41 5/22/02 (5)
- Well, yeah... Kiss lt 08:20:07 5/22/02 (4)
  - halle berry and a streaker. PretzelFan 08:21:59 5/22/02 (3)
    - Not HER streaking... Kiss lt 08:24:03 5/22/02 (2)
      - streaking at an academy awards.... PretzelFan 08:25:06 5/22/02 (1)
        
        I thought a grammy was a shitty-looking trombone Kiss lt 08:26:53 5/22/02 (0)

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: : oscar. : 8 minutes of stammering, crying, and running your nose in front of every country on the planet, followed by 6 more minutes of thanking every fucking black actress in show business, 2 minutes yelling at "stick-man" to stop playing that annoying song, 4 minutes to stand up on your seat like an idiot, tell everyone you would like to have sex with them on jupiter, then streak off the stage. : : grammy. : "Ooooooooooh, Lashonda, tell Laqueeta I wuns me an A-ward, where's my gat at? I'll talk to y'all lata." : *person then gets off cell phone* "Oooooooh, lordy, I almost made me sum funky underpants, guuurl friiiiiind. Left Eye, suguh. We misses you and sheeeyit!"

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