Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb05a.cache.pol.co.uk on May 22, 2002 at 11:19:48:
In Reply to: Road to Help #1.Ignore peeps who know nothing. posted by Jeweliet on May 22, 2002 at 11:11:42:
...understand why everyone thinks you're silly.
*ahem*
Now this is a story all about how, my life got flip-turned upside down,
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I came to be the prince of a town called Bel-Air
West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of school,
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good - started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice on the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'nah, forget, yo ho to Bel-Air!'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'yo home, smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Now stop aggravating people, and enough with the 'holier-than-thou' facade. It's getting boring. Smelly.