Posted by DarkFather at gemini.55bank.com on May 22, 2002 at 12:35:01:
In Reply to: Does this count? posted by DarkFather on May 22, 2002 at 12:33:52:
Missed it on the first read-thru. My bad.
: "I thought they smelled bad on the outside." - Solo in "ESB"
: : Mind you I did not write this, but found it funny enough to share with ya all!
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: : Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
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: :
: : Star Wars
: : 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
: : 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
: : 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
: : 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
: : 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
: : 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
: : 4. "Sorry about the mess..."
: : 3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
: : 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
: : 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
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: :
: : The Empire Strikes Back
: : 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
: : 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
: : 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
: : 7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
: : 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
: : 5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
: : 4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
: : 3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
: : 2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
: : 1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
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: : Return of the Jedi:
: : 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
: : 9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
: : 8. "I never knew I had it in me."
: : 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
: : 6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
: : 5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
: : 4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
: : 3. "She's gonna blow!"
: : 2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
: : 1. "Rise, my friend."
: : --> But of course, one of the best is -
: : "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
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: : -Brodiefan