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Posted by Hov at proxy.caris.com on May 22, 2002 at 13:16:04:

In Reply to: The title of the Two Towers posted by Renaissance Man on May 22, 2002 at 12:49:24:

1146. cathy clinton i pray every day that mr jackson will see the light and pull the plug on this project. Mr Tolkien if that is his indead his real name does not seem to be a very christian person to be so cynically cashing in on this tragedy.

1113. Dani Klerck I think i can relate. my cousin kevin nearly died in the towers, but was saved. i remember that day and i cry

1198. Falseen T. Ryvoided I made my wife have a breast reduction because her breasts always reminded me of the Two Towers.

1183. Lionel Hutz I myself am a big Elvis fan, and if they name the third film after the book title "Return of the King" i will start my own petition....

1170. Bob the Balrog I HEAR THAT PETER JACKSON ADDED A SCENE OF A DRAGON FLYING INTO ONE OF THE TOWERS! OMG THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A REFERENCE TO 9/11 OMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1237. Paulo Gook THIS MUST BE RENAMED!!! The sorrow has enraged me, and I have succumb to it....I can not even wear two white socks and do the "peace sign" Mr. Jackson, You will DIE with your own ignorance! America is the best! New York is the greatest city in the whole entire universe. Long live DEAD ALIVE!!! ....I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD! Phallelujah...

1219. aric fleming I am utterly shocked by the producer's decision to use the name "two towers," as it is clearly a reference to the WTC. I am burning all my Tolkien books.

1205. Jeremy Yeah, I agree, I also think that all women should be banned from beaches, because when they stretch their humps towards the sky, it makes me think of the WTC!!! Women are soooo evil!!

1203. Jesse Jackson This is an atrocity to the black community and I declare we boycott all movies that have white people in them.

1298. Rob Hapgood I have to punish myself each time I get an erection as my proud phallus reminds me of Tower One


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