Posted by Karla aka RenFest18 at pcp01118684pcs.flshng01.mi.comcast.net on May 22, 2002 at 15:31:46:
In Reply to: that has to be the worst job in the world...NT posted by Kevinhoffman on May 22, 2002 at 15:22:23:
Going though making sure the computer reads the application
correctly. But it 99% never is.
Oh, I go though GMAC credit reports, people or business trying to buy
cars, trucks, etc.....
God it is fucking BORING!!!!!
But at least my typing skills are improving, Last report I got, I am
typing 110.2 WPM and that is with trying to decifer people's
handwriting. Also with 0 mistakes.
I rule!!!!!!!!
: id say sleep through your job and if they ask why...
My favorite line is... I got a Migraine and trying to get rid of it.
:
: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk say...
: 1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
: 2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the
last time management course you sent me to.
: 3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
: 4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!
: 5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
: 6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
: 7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"
(SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me
attend.
: 8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related
stress.
: 9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem.
: 10. The coffee machine is broken.
: 11. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
: 12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
: 13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!
: 14. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without
hands.
: 15. Amen.