Posted by Caledonia at host-216-78-112-216.bgk.bellsouth.net on May 21, 2002 at 13:46:42:
Did you ever notice that the police always seem to know when you're either in the shower, on the phone with your mother, or masturbating while wearing fireman suspenders, when they decide to bust thru your door in full riot gear? What the hell is up with that? Good Lord, they find one dead prostitute, just one, mind you, in your basement, and all of the sudden you're Jack the Ripper...jeez...