Posted by Championship_Vinyl at 199.234.88.30 on May 23, 2002 at 11:34:33:
In Reply to: Repeatedly, all day, in Hell. posted by The Bastard (ebas420) on May 23, 2002 at 11:28:02:
A huge WalMart...
Full of 10-year-old white trash demons, wearing pork n' beans stained wife beaters. They torture my soul by chasing me with shopping carts armed with spiked wheels, so as to repeatedly run over my feet. And the aisles are only 2 feet wide, giving me nowhere to escape. When I finally spy the exit and make a run for it, my plot is foiled by checkout lines three-and-a-half miles long.
Wait... that's WalMart as it IS on this plane of existence.
Oh dear GAWD, spare me the hell that WalMart COULD be in the afterlife...