Posted by TangoMania at 12-230-238-226.client.attbi.com on May 23, 2002 at 13:22:26:
In Reply to: OT - The Top Ten Worst Things About DVDs. posted by Hibernian Psycho on May 23, 2002 at 13:10:05:
Let's break it down.
: 10. Warner Bros. and New Line's cardboard snap-cases. Hey, why NOT store your film in something you can make at home out of a cornflakes packet...
Not funny.
: 9. Classic films NOT on DVD yet. "Indiana Jones and the search for the Special Edition"... hell, where's "Big Helium Dog"?
Not funny.
: 8. Classic Films on DVD, but not getting its due treatment. "Goodfellas" skimps on extras... bad enough... but also has the film divided into two halves, one for each side of the disc. All in a handy cardboard sap-case.
Not funny.
: 7. CRAP on DVD getting MORE than its due. Do we really need director+producer commentary, deleted/extended scenes, games, and THREE documentaries... for "Snow Dogs"?
That was great...I was reading, waiting for the payoff after the ... and it was SNOW DOGS! DOUBLE NOT FUNNY!
: 6. BORING Director's commentaries. John McTiernan... it helps to SPEAK once in a while; Cameron Crowe... yes, we KNOW you like Bob Dylan, it's all over "Vanilla Sky".
Make it STOP.
: 5. Overpricing. Only a fan will buy "Mallrats" for near $35, which it is in most places. And $25 for "Ransom", which has NO special features and isn't even in anamorphic widescreen? You KIDDING me?
Brilliant point. Stuff costs to much. Check.
: 4. "Collector's Edition"! "Special Edition"! "Limited Edition"! "Ultimate Edition"! "Awards Edition"!
Not...funny...
: 5. Collector's edition BOXES. From Fox's "Hmm, let's wrap it all up in a folding cardboard thing" to Anchor Bay's "He's a big WICKER man, right? Let's give him a big WOODEN box!" - sadder side of this is, they'll often give out regularly-cased versions, but with less features. ?
You really have something against packaging.
: 4. Chapter Search, Interactive menus, the trailer, subtitles and the like have NO FURTHER NEED to be called "Special Features". Well, unless you're David Lynch.
That's funny, cause Lynch doesn't even have chapter stops. Ha. Ha ha.
: 3. Easter Eggs. Sure, some are funny (Spider-Man on the "X-men" DVD: The Gladiator-esque tariler for "Chicken Run" on "Gladiator"), some are great (a third, EXTENDED version of "Terminator 2"? Sweet!), but most turn out to be stupid bits the director threw on there to appear witty ("Bring It On" - you get the Easter egg, and it's the rather wimpy direcor saying 'Hey, you found it. Sorry, it's just me')... is it REALLY worth it?
What DO you want? You complain about bare bones, then the special features. You're insane.
: 2. Rgion codes. If I want to import a Strokes CD with extra tracks, it'll play on my CD player. If I want to get a special edition of "Apocalypse Now" or "the Fifth Element", I'd better make sure my DVD player is set to play stuff from GERMANY. Seriously - there is ALREADY bootlegging with VCDs the world ovr, will region-free DVDs really make that much of a dent?
Buy a region free player then, sport.
: 1. Pan & Scan is the spawn of Satan.
This makes no sense. Most DVDs are widescreen.
I don't approve of your list.