Posted by PretzelFan at cpe-203-45-192-112.qld.bigpond.net.au on May 23, 2002 at 07:42:35:
In Reply to: I'm an asshole.... posted by skeeballpete on May 23, 2002 at 07:28:36:
: e-o-e-o-e-o-e-o
: you know what i'm gonna do, i'm gonna get myslelf a 1967 calillac eldorado, and i'm gonna drive around in that baby getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder's from mcdonalds in the old, unfashionable styrofoam containers and wipe my mouth on the american flag...
you know what im going to do, im gonna get myself a 1967 cadilliac eldorado convertable, HOT PINK with whale skin hubcaps and allll leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, YEAH! And im gonna drive around in that baby at a 115 miles per hour getting one mile per gallon sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from macdonalds in the old fashion non-biodegradable syraphome containers. And when im down sucking down those greese ball burgers im gonna wipe my mouth on the american flag, and then im gonna toss the syraphome containers RIGHT OUT THE SIDE. And there aint a goddamn thing anyone can do about it, you know why?
Because we got the bomb thats why. two words nuclear fucking weapons, oh kaay! Russia, Germany, Romania they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of tianamen square and it wont make a lick of difference because we got the bombs oh KAY!
John Waynes not dead, hes frozen! And as soon as we discover a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off, you know why? have you ever taking a cold shower? well multiply that by 15 million times, thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be. Im gonna get the duke, and john terameties, and lee marvin, and sam pecket, and a case of whiskey and DRIVE down to texas.