Posted by Kiss lt at netcache-1115.public.svc.webtv.net on May 23, 2002 at 08:11:04:
In Reply to: buy all the dvd's from the stash dammit! posted by PretzelFan on May 23, 2002 at 08:02:43:
"My dad makes me watch his films constantly, and when my eyes aren't stapled open, glued to episode 5 of Clerks TAS, he makes me read his comics and screenplays while Walt shoots me with a super soaker filled with what my dad calls 'Mooby Juice', but I know it's just maple syrup and milk. He must know that to raise me, he doesn't have to force feed me his films. Hell I was even in one of them. Just make him understand, I beg of you!"
Then the shrink plays the tape of Harley saying all this to Kevin...
"Dear god... What have I done? THAT BITCH DIDN'T QUOTE ONCE FROM ANY OF MY FILMS! That does it! She's grounded till I figure out if Bartleby and Loki went to hell or not! Lucas doesn't have this problem, I bet!"