Posted by fuckin_shit at 24-205-66-11.gln-dyn.charterpipeline.net on May 27, 2002 at 18:11:32:
In Reply to: When it's bedtime for your parents... posted by Fuck this,lets do some crimes on May 27, 2002 at 18:08:28:
: You know,wnen your mom pokes her head through your bedroom door and says"Goodnite fuckin shit,you sweet boy.It IS a school night,so don't stay up too late.You're not posting anything annoying on that horrible Kevin Smith site are you?" You reply:"Of course not,mom!I,m too good a boy for such shenannigens as that!" Final goodnights are said.Give 'em an hour or so,slip into their bedroom and snake a few bucks from her purse or your dad's wallet which is conveniently left on the dresser.They'll be none the wiser,and you'll get to keep your stuff and not have to get a "job" or something.