Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb12a.cache.pol.co.uk on May 28, 2002 at 15:54:40:
In Reply to: How i think Episode 3 will play out. (spoilers?) posted by Frank T.J Mackey on May 28, 2002 at 15:48:24:
...Episode 3 will be subtitled as 'Wookie Dance Explosion' and will take 5 minutes to explain how Anakin became Vader, Luke and Leia were born and the Emperor came to power (in a poorly animated cartoon), while the rest of the movie will have Chewie and the rest of his species boogying for 3 straight hours in an attempt to make up for the lack of Wookies in Episodes 1 and 2.
: 1. anakin becomes darth vader: palpatine will do something to make anakin befriend him. anakin has shone his impatiactce for the jedi council and the way they handle things. palpatine will capitalize on this trait of anakins and use it for his advantage. palpatine shows anakin the ways of the dark side and how powerful he can become and like a drug anakin accepts. obi wan confronts anakin and a lightsaber battle ensues. obi wan kicks ass and knocks anakin into a lava pit. obi wan saves anakin from death but now anakin must have help to live and is PISSED the fuck off. thus darth vader is born.
: 2. darth vader wipes out jedi: anakin goes back to palpatine and completes his training as darth vader. he becomes a total bad ass. he shows up one day decked out in that black outfit and helmet we all know and love and proceeds to kick-ass and take names. yoda and obi wan high-tail it out of dodge.
: 3. luke and leia: before anakin becomes darth vader he knocks up padmae. she doesnt have the child (child’s) until after he has become darth vader. vader wants his kid and seeks out padme. padme goes into hiding with the help of yoda and obi wan. they decide that anakin’s offspring must be hidden from vader. yoda takes leia to live with bail organa on alderaan as a princess. obi wan takes luke to live with lars and beru on tatooine. but before he can, vader finds him and sees that indeed he did have a son. another lightsaber battle ensues and obi wan once again beats his ass. obi wan saves luke. both yoda and obi wan know that luke and leia are the only hope now, so they both go into hiding and wait for that day to happen.
: 4. bobo fett kills mace windu: boba now all grown up has followed in his dads footsteps and become a bounty hunter. but first on his list of things to do is avenge his dads death at the hands of mace windu....and he does.
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: 5. c3po and r2d2 get their memory erased: yoda and obi wan erase their memory fearing that palpatine would get a hold of them and extract the information about luke and leia. they erase the droids memory and send them off to work programming binary load lifters for captain antilles.