Posted by Johnboy at 91-pool9.ras11.calan-i.tii-dial.net on June 18, 2002 at 16:52:18:
In Reply to: http://www.seanbaby.com/news/glaad.htm posted by sickandwrong on June 18, 2002 at 16:10:04:
God damn, that was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. Everyone on the Board should read this, if only for its jaded perspective.
Excerpt below - I think this is the funniest bit.
john
>>Straight people have trouble understanding this constant sexual advertising. Although our genitals are important to us, they rarely make up our entire personality. It might be because most women already know we're just waiting for permission to fuck them, but when you meet a straight person, they'll probably tell you about their major or their job before they describe what they do with their balls. Meeting a gay person is like meeting someone going for their newspaper in their boxer shorts. It's only a short matter of time before their dick pops out.
There is one good thing about this kind of sexual openness. They usually come right out and tell you when they want to fuck you. This can creep you out or flatter you, but here's how it comes in handy: now you can fart and pick your nose in front of them. Really, try it. And if they say it's impolite or gross, you go, "You were going to let me put my sweaty dick in your large intestine. And now you're grossed out by farting?"<<