Posted by naidanacnikufesin at new-liskeard2-80.nt.net on June 20, 2002 at 08:50:55:
In Reply to: I vote we don't spend 5 days dissing Liv Tyler posted by FlickChick on June 20, 2002 at 01:31:30:
I just called up my friend Ralph Loadakrap from Columbia Records, who handles the financing to Aerosmith's records, and he played me this new tune to go on the Jersey Girl Original soundtrack. This is as much as I could write down...
Jersey Girl (Tyler, Perry, Fredrickson, Warren, Mercury, Alf)
Listen here honey
Since I seen ya on the corner of the street
There's a spring in my step, and a bone in my meat
Baby what you do to me is just unreal
I know you're just six, and I'm fifty three
But I know already that we're meant to be
I know every kid just wants a happy meal
You're just a
Jersey Girl
A Sandbox and Cabbage Patch live in your head
Just a little
Jersey Girl
And little girls should listen to what they're daddy done said,
uh huh, o-oh-oh oh WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE-WHAUAEHEHIU(indecipherable Steven Tyler Gibberish, Joe Perry guitar solo, more Tyler moaning, end)