Posted by razordu30 at ool-4352a660.dyn.optonline.net on June 29, 2002 at 00:28:02:
In Reply to: Re: Let me introduce myself... formal-like. posted by jurassiraptor on June 29, 2002 at 00:06:40:
: So, you majored in English?
: : My name is Matt, I am the master of disaster, pretty in pink, ruler of the clit, genious at work, heterosexual, didn't like Chasing Amy, loved Mall Rats, will diss you if you piss me off, will diss you if I feel like it, loves run-on sentences, probably should put an "and" in here somewhere, probably should end this sentence, probably should take a shower (is beginning to smell like Cheetos), probably boring you right now, uh..., wishes that there would be more Jay and Silent Bob movies, wonders if Jason Mewes will ever be in another movie, doesn't smoke weed, does a lot of crack, doesn't actually do crack, is just joking, doesn't know why he is writing this, keeps changing tenses, has a small attention span, doesn't finish what he