Posted by TheKidInTheHelmet at ny-lancaster6a-289.buf.adelphia.net on June 29, 2002 at 22:07:39:
In Reply to: fave quotes... posted by who cares who sent the 405 on June 29, 2002 at 21:26:59:
: just a quick poll to get the board flowing... cmon folks it is saturday night! just state your favorite quote from each flick and which one is your favorite.
: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back- Who'd pay to see that?
: Dogma- And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior
: Chasing Amy- Fuck Lando Calrission!
: Mallrats-Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
: Clerks-Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?