Posted by Joey Galvano at f-airlock101.esatclear.ie on June 30, 2002 at 22:04:26:
In Reply to: a boredom poll posted by docgenesplice on June 30, 2002 at 20:44:31:
I am Joe.
I am avoiding boredom. And sleep.
No
The one with the biggest tits.
I did that because the metal plate inside my head picks up secret government radio signals that instruct me to perform actions against my will. This is true. These transmissions sometimes urge me to kill.
I just did a big, wet, sloppy fart, and I think I spilled some shit out
Sorry