Posted by Brodie God at ip44.md.dialup.beachin.net on June 30, 2002 at 22:09:31:
....my Mom was heading into work today when a U-haul truck slammed into her side at 70 mph. The Explorer she drove is demolished and she luckily is fine. We're getting a brand new car and a shitload of money, however, when observed if the collision was a couple more inches to the left she would have died instantly. I got into a huge fight with her right before she left and I felt bad when I found out about it, 7 hours later. I had gone surfing for the day and didn't have a cell phone on me.
The point of this post is, don't forget about the ones that love you, no matter how many problems you might have with them. Tell them you love them.
Because you might not get another chance. I thank god, did.
Well, this is getting a little misty, time for a dick joke.
"Yo, I heard that British guy named Glen suck's dick for coke."
"Like the soft drink?"
"........"
".....what?"
"...I hate you."
-Just kidding Glen! I love ya, but not in the gay, touchie way, like the straight, holding hands way. ;-)
~BrodieGod~