Posted by LoveLee at ac988422.ipt.aol.com on June 28, 2002 at 04:46:00:
In Reply to: I usually just try to sell them crack, but... posted by TheMadsPin on June 28, 2002 at 03:47:41:
: You can't go wrong with, "Hey baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat."
: Just be sure that you're fat with an overcoat or have a friend of said description.
The worst attempt for a guy ever IS a true story....
I worked at a TGIFridays, had just gotten of work, and the NIGHT before at a friend's house I had slipped and fell down their front stairs and took a good chunk out of my knee... so anyway...
Some guy comes up to me the next night while I am sipping on a beer and talking to a co-worker, and says "Did it hurt?"
I start blabbering on about my knee and then notice a puzzled look on his face and stop and say, "What?"
He goes, "Oh...I was just going to ask, Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"LOL
Poor schmuck, I was too much of a wacko for a cheesy pick up line.
LoveLee
I go into, What the fuck mode" thinking how does he know about my knee?