Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb12a.cache.pol.co.uk on July 01, 2002 at 13:46:00:
In Reply to: The Pledge posted by jurassiraptor on July 01, 2002 at 13:27:03:
...I mean, in the modern age, are religion and patriotism that necessary to personal success? I think not... so my idea for the new pledge that school-kids across America will have to recite is as follows:
When I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gets out of warning,
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books, and I give myself a look,
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by,
It's alright, 'cus I'm saved by the bell
When the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess,
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Riding low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there,
If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be alright,
It's alright 'cus I'm saved by the bell
It's alright, 'cus I'm saved by the
It's alright, 'cus I'm saved by the
It's alright, 'cus I'm saved by the bell.