Posted by Isis at cau03.cau.cornell.edu on July 01, 2002 at 15:12:23:
In Reply to: NEW POLL!!!!!!!!!!! posted by Not-So-Silent Bob Red on July 01, 2002 at 14:58:07:
: WHO'S TIRED OF ANNOYING FUCKING POLLS ASKING WHAT OUR FAVORITE MOVIES ARE
Me. I'm tired of it.
: WHO FEELS THE POLL POSTERS COMBINED IQ IS ABOUT THE SAME AS MY SHOE SIZE?
Is your shoe size 3 1/2? If so, then me, I feel that way.
: What the hell happened to this place man, I mean it ceased being the fanboy camelot years ago...
It got popular. The fans get younger. The classy posters scattered to the four winds like the mythic Gunslingers in the Dark Tower.
But I will add another question to this poll...
Who is tired of "old-skool" posters "representing" by only posting on this board once in a blue moon to say how horrible the board is, and how they never post here anymore, but they just had to drop by to say how horrible it is and how it was never like that back in THEIR day?
Me, I am also tired of that.
Not that I don't love you guys.
But you sound crotchetier than my ol' grandpa, and he can't see farther than five feet from his face, can't hear if you don't yell in his ear, can't remember anything for longer than five minutes, and can't piss without a catheter.
Let's not bemoan our fates too much. This ain't the wasteland. Y'all ain't Roland.
Yes, I'm sure there was once a webboard, a beautiful cyber-Eden where the tree of knowledge bloomed, God Himself descended on an hourly basis to bestow truths upon the fortunate few, and we all ran around naked and shameless. Those days are over. They are never, ever, EVER coming back, regardless of how much anyone complains. Repent and put your shoulder to that muhfuhing plow, 'cause thou must now toil to bring forth fruit from the earth. LIFE!