Posted by River Rat at spider-tm063.proxy.aol.com on July 08, 2002 at 20:12:24:
An American and a Canadian are sitting together on a plane. After takeoff
the Canadian leans back, takes his shoes off, and begins to relax. The
American, who's penned in at the window, says,"Sorry to trouble you, but
our call light is broken. Could you get me a beer?" "No problem," says
the Canadian. As he walks toward the galley, the American quickly bends
down and spits in the guy's shoes. The Canadian returns with the beer and
settles back into his seat. Upon landing the Canadian puts on his shoes
and immediately realizes what has happened. "Ah, hell. Why must it be
this way?" he asks the American. "This constant fighting between our
nations, this animosity, this spitting in shoes and pissing in