Posted by Kev. Hoffman at 1cust153.tnt1.random-lake.wi.da.uu.net on July 09, 2002 at 23:31:33:
Sooooooooooo...this morning i go to Best Buy to get my copy of By the Way and I after i purchase the CD i exit the store and in my path to my car i spy a $20 bill...
So i think to myself "geee i only spent 10 bucks on the CD so this trip will be all profit"
Little do i know, an african american lady (hefty in size might i add), had eyed the same 20 dollar bill...so seeing as she is bigger than me i decide to take the right and side swipe the twenty dollar bill for an interception. But the large lady whom at first seemed slow gained cat-like agility and speeds pounces into action.
Little do we know a gentleman whom was entering a Honda also spotted the bill...and he is also after the bill. After I realize this I stop in my tracks and decide that I'm not going to fight, I'll take my (KICK ASS) CD and leave......being happy I have the Chili Peppers to Confort my way home.
I also decide that this will turn out to be fun to watch. Well they both reach it at the same time and the woman gets a hold of it and swipes it away...and the man screams "You Stupid N*gg*r!!" and the woman take her hand and smacks him across the head and says a nice "Fuck You" along with it. They begin pushing and security leaves.
I decide thats my cue to exit. I i think all the way home a 100+ dollar ticket just for a twenty dollar bill.
Cash Does Rule Everything Around Us!!!
Kev.