Posted by bclay at dhcp024-210-176-033.woh.rr.com on July 07, 2002 at 23:34:44:
found on anti view askew site. hope its fucking fake as hell
"Kevin sent me to craft services for a bottle of YooHoo - his favorite chocolate drink. His love for the stuff is legendary on other sets I hear. We were filming indoors at the monkey lab set in Valencia and that day the supply had run out and all the craft services table had was Hersheys. Thinking that chocolate milk was chocolate milk - I grabbed it and rushed it back - taking no more than 3 minutes to get it to him. As I quietly handed it to him while he was watching playback - he turned to me and out of nowhere berated me for taking so long to get it to him. Then he looked at the bottle and when he noticed that it was a Hershey's and NOT a YooHoo - his face turned a bearded beet red and he managed to seeth out a single question - he asked me if "I could read." This caught me way off guard and I stood there silently for a minute - wondering if he was joking with me or not (a la Joe Pesci in 'Goodfellas'). As I began to answer he began asking me over and over "What I did I ask you to get me... what did I ask you to get me huh?" He then shoved the bottle mere millimeters from my face - label side up and said, "Does this LOOK like a YooHoo?!" I was so shocked at this point that all I could manage out a weak "No, sir". This was no joke I realized. Kevin was not busting my balls. The whole crew was staring at this point and I was feeling very embarrased - even though I had not done anything wrong. Kevin then got up in my face and flat out yelled right in my face, "GO GET ME A YOOHOO!." Not wanting to anger him any more - I quickly turned and left and as I did, I felt something whiz by my ear and smash on the floor in front of me. It was the chocolate bottle and he had tried to throw it at my head!! Kevin sent me to craft services for a bottle of YooHoo - his favorite chocolate drink. His love for the stuff is legendary on other sets I hear. We were filming indoors at the monkey lab set in Valencia and that day the supply had run out and all the craft services table had was Hersheys. Thinking that chocolate milk was chocolate milk - I grabbed it and rushed it back - taking no more than 3 minutes to get it to him. As I quietly handed it to him while he was watching playback - he turned to me and out of nowhere berated me for taking so long to get it to him. Then he looked at the bottle and when he noticed that it was a Hershey's and NOT a YooHoo - his face turned a bearded beet red and he managed to seeth out a single question - he asked me if "I could read." This caught me way off guard and I stood there silently for a minute - wondering if he was joking with me or not (a la Joe Pesci in 'Goodfellas'). As I began to answer he began asking me over and over "What I did I ask you to get me... what did I ask you to get me huh?" He then shoved the bottle mere millimeters from my face - label side up and said, "Does this LOOK like a YooHoo?!" I was so shocked at this point that all I could manage out a weak "No, sir". This was no joke I realized. Kevin was not busting my balls. The whole crew was staring at this point and I was feeling very embarrased - even though I had not done anything wrong. Kevin then got up in my face and flat out yelled right in my face, "GO GET ME A YOOHOO!." Not wanting to anger him any more - I quickly turned and left and as I did, I felt something whiz by my ear and smash on the floor in front of me. It was the chocolate bottle and he had tried to throw it at my head!!