Posted by finesha at 66-190-84-143.charterga.net on July 08, 2002 at 00:37:12:
In Reply to: a poll to end all polls posted by fuckin_shit on July 07, 2002 at 23:50:37:
I have been reading along for a while now, but never posted. I just couldn't resist the offensive joke question.
: 1. most offensive joke you know
A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?" he screams. "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out. The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him. She sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!" He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"
: 2. least fav type of animal
Anything not a dog
: 3. do you own any pets?
Yes, not a dog. Thus is the basis for their appeal.
: 4. i own a camera. sissors half joint?
Oh the joys of proofreading... and a spellchecker
: 5. fav person related to viewaskew
Deep down I want to say whoever gets paid the least in the office.
The estrogen in me says Affleck. Shitty answer and I know I will catch hell for it. Before you slaughter me on this one, understand I am a single female and at my sexual peak. At least give me some credit for complete sentences (and without extra effort too).
: 6. are you happy right now
Let me see... I am answering a poorly written quiz on the internet after midnight. Evaluate my social happiness for yourself.
: 7. im out of questions so goodybe
What the fuck?