Posted by There is sometimes an Andeee at 24-90-66-247.nyc.rr.com on July 08, 2002 at 00:38:26:
In Reply to: FIN SHAPIRO meets my Korean boy-lawyer. posted by TheMojoPin on July 08, 2002 at 00:36:33:
FIN SHAPIRO: WHY IS THIS ASSHOLE IMPERSONATING ME? I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT AT ALL, WHAT A STUPID GENTILE, I'M GOING TO SUE HIS ASS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY NOODLE PUDDING. GREAT NOW I'M SALAVATING, I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, BASTARD.
: (TBS Superstation replay)
: FIN SHAPIRO: So we finally meet at last.
: Boy-lawyer: Yes we do. Unfortunately I lost my suit and had to wear a wetsuit.
: FIN SHAPIRO: That's alright, since I planned to already sue the pants off of you. You'll notice that I'm not wearing a shirt.
: Boy-lawyer: You'll notice that my noticing your lack of a shirt has given me a noticeable erection.
: FIN SHAPIRO: I've noticed this and decided to block your erection from the children on the beach with my legal surfboard. RADICAL TO THE MAX!!!
: Boy-lawyer: We all know you're guilty...OF STEALING MY KOREAN HEART.