Posted by discogranny at host-216-76-236-29.hsv.bellsouth.net on July 31, 2002 at 22:34:07:
In Reply to: Let me know what you think. posted by Hov on July 31, 2002 at 21:59:30:
....everyone knows they don't let the elephants AND the old people out on the same day. Maybe you mistook the old woman for a hermaphrodite with a large overbite and a "Flock of Seagulls" haircut (it's been known to happen). I would have gone to the donut shop and asked for a bear claw, even though they never have them, it's worth a shot. Better than a box of starving weasels (they could end up attacking your face). But than you might not ever write that brilliant song and meet your new wife-to-be at the same time.
dg
: So I was walking down the street the other day and I came across an elephant. I abruptly apologized and wiped his leg off as it would have been impolite to do otherwise.
: My question for all of you is this.
: Should the old woman who was running through the court naked have stopped and helped me or should she have kept on running in hopes that the corns on the bottom of her feet would have kicked up some quarters off the ground with which she could have bought a cup of coffee with from the little challenged man down the path?
: I await your answer.