Posted by sean at threshold5n.jpmorgan.com on August 01, 2002 at 15:08:27:
In Reply to: fo' rizzy n' shizzy. posted by Pitstain on August 01, 2002 at 14:29:30:
: : what empire? I coat-tailed into one? I hardly knew Brian when he asked me to be a part of his site, how is that riding on his coattails?
: so you didn't start angrynakedpat.com yrself, and if brian didn't invite you on board you'd merely be the annoying guy from the view askew board and chat... NOW yr the annoying guy from the view askew board and chat who also makes unfunny videos and shills them via the view askew board by using his red-buddy's media empire (and i mean media empire with all due respect.. brian lynch can do no wrong 'cept when he asked you to do something for the site).
This is, for the record, yet another example of you, as Andee put it, getting your facts wrong. Or, at least, deliberately twisting the little bit you know to suit what you want it to be.
In case you're interesting in facts (I know, I know, you aren't, and you hide by saying it's all opinion), Andee's been posting on this board for years and never once shilled a thing. Brian saw something he said or did and liked it, and decided that Andee was funny and, since Brian was looking for funny people to be involved in his YET-TO-BE-LAUNCHED web-site [the key being that, if Andee were riding Brian's coat-tails, he would've waited until Brian's site was established and popular], asked Andee if he wanted to contribute. The two became friends and Brian encouraged Andee to branch out and do other things. Somewhere along the line, he moved into doing the videos.
: if angrynakedpat.com closed up shop today, where would you go? you would either stop or use andymilonakis.com for yr hosting and shill here in kevin smith's backyard.
You're right; this is an example of something that's not a fact. But, again, if you state something as if it's a fact, don't go hiding behind "it was just my opinion".
: by that logic, you must be the most miserable human being on the planet. you are the most bitter, spiteful, mean-spirited person on this entire board. you take every opportunity to rip on people.
That's not true either. There's plenty of genuinely mean people on this board. The meanest I've ever seen Andee -- aside from this -- is when he starts new threads with posts that are blatant parodies of stupid posts elsewhere on the board.
: as to making mean spirited attacks based on yr looks... i only remember two. the gary coleman line from above and then once you said something about having an 11 inch cock to which i replied you ARE an 11 inch cock.
So if you remember two, and you're an idiot without a brain to remember things in, imagine how many have slipped your mind.
: if you were any less a dick i would probably feel bad about saying those things.
If you were any less a dick, you'd lose your perfect score.
: the difference there is adam sandler is 10+ years into a HUGELY successful career and is allowed to not be as "cutting edge" as he was... Adam Sandler circa '94 is not the same as Adam Sandler circa '02. He's got a wife and a mortgage and $100million in the bank and all that shit.
I suppose that Adam Sandler's "wife" is supposed to be an opinion too? 'Cause it sure ain't a fact.
: :I have a full time job as a network administrator
: well maybe you should spend some time working then... and while yr at it, reconfigue yr goddamned webserver's mime types to properly handle windows media files. that's why kids not using windows are getting gibberish on their screen when they try to click on one of yr "movies"
You do realize that Andee doesn't run the web-site, right?
: :and I'm trying to do something creative on my off time......some people like it, some don't....
: and some say they like it when they really don't... or some say they like it because they think it's supposed to be funny so they're supposed to like it... or some people say they like it because it says angrynakedpat.com in the url.
Why is that Andee's fault? You're an asshole who has to second-guess every single opinion that anybody expresses that differs at all from your own.
Now, did I say that because
(a) You're an asshole who has to second-guess every single opinion that anybody expresses that differs at all from your own;
(b) You're not really an asshole who has to second-guess every single opinion that anybody expresses that differs at all from your own;
(c) You're acting like an asshole who has to second-guess every single opinion that anybody expresses that differs at all from your own so I'm supposed to say it; or
(d) I'm an asshole who doesn't like assholes who attack people
[Smart money's on 'all of the above']
: what do i have to be bitter about? i'm quite happy these days. not liking you and being bitter are two different things... i will admit at any time that i don't like you; that yr an obnoxious little shit goes without saying.
Since you've been ranting all day about Andee "riding Brian's coattails", that makes you sound bitter that you aren't given the same opportunity. Since you've taken every possible cheap shot you can at Andee without once giving him an ounce of constructive criticism, it makes you sound like a bitter asshole. Saying you're happy doesn't quite balance it out. You don't seem very happy, it seems like you're pissed off about something and taking it out on Andee because you don't like him. 'Cause I would say that if you don't like Andee, there's plenty of other posts on this board to spend your time on; the sheer amount of time you've wasted on this shows that it bothers you, which translates to you're bitter.
: dude, have you ever read what you post on this message board?
Yeah, and I've never seen him attack anybody for their creative output.
: but you played the "being creative" trump so i must back down immediately... lawsa, me... that's like the chewbacca defense.
Well, considering that you haven't shown an ounce of creativity yet... Oh, wait, you made a reference to an ancient episode of South Park. My mistake.
: quit playing the girl with the wounded knee and use this as motivation to grow. don't put out every piece of shit you come up with... refine it. then maybe someday you'll be writing for SNL and you can write a sketch called "fuck you, pitstain, and the horse you rode to get here" <--see there's room for a juicy double entendre there. then maybe this argument will have done some good.
Here's the thing ... you cop out at the end and totally pretend you're doing all this for Andee's good, but you're not. This makes you come off as not even sure exactly why you're doing it, but just compelled to do it by some insurmountable force (your own bitterness). I've seen Andee take criticism and take it well (on this board, no less). You've offered him none. You haven't even shown *any* evidence that you've watched them, aside from saying "Oh, I watched a bunch." You haven't given any reason to believe that you've even read posts *about* the shorts.
: Everybody sucks while they're figuring out who they are, but most people don't put it on the internet for people to look at.
So that's what you're mad at? Let me ask you this, Mr. Moron Man, how, precisely, is somebody supposed to grow and learn and be funnier if they keep their stuff in a vacuum? How is he supposed to know what works and what doesn't if he doesn't show it to anybody?
And, above all, why should he keep it off the Internet when it's making plenty of people who aren't you laugh?
: oh, and assholes don't always know they're assholes... sometimes they have to be told.
Well, consider yourself notified.