Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb12a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 01, 2002 at 21:37:35:
In Reply to: "Mallrats" FIRST? Fuckin' sadists...*NT* posted by The Scarlet Pumpernickel on August 01, 2002 at 21:32:01:
...The Artist Formerly Known As Mojo will now give a long, tedious speech on why 'Batman Forever' is truly the first film in the Askewniverse. Don't ask why, it'll only upset him and get him ranting on about the 'magic of George Clooney's performance'. In fact, if you keep pushing him, he'll start reciting old episodes of E.R. which, truth be told, is actually very amusing in a sexy, disturbing way.
: : I know that this topic has been covered before on the boards but I have found a new revelation in the whole scheme of how the movies go. I know most people view it in this order Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back falls sometimes between those. But today I was watching the Movies and realized that in Clerks Randal says that Julie Dwyer died the day before. Since in Mallrats Julie Dwyer died the day before and that's why she couldn't do the game show. Based upon these two facts this means that Mallrats and Clerks don't fall one after another respectively but that the two are happening simaltaneously. This would explains some other questions such as why Willem changes appearance in the two movies, there not the same people. Also I feel that Jay and Silent Bob strike back falls after the previous 4 because it just all makes sence that way such as the people and the events. Well that's enough of my ranting catch you later
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