Posted by JCEFalconi at customer-200-38-234-18.cableonline.com.mx on August 01, 2002 at 23:46:30:
In Reply to: A plethora of awful answers. posted by The Scarlet Pumpernickel on August 01, 2002 at 22:56:04:
: : 1. why did you see it?
: Relatives visiting. I volunteered to "chaperone" the youngest ones while their parents went out with my own folks. Since we decided on going to see a movie and it had to be appropriate for those 11 and under, I chose "The Country Bears". Hell, it looked better than the monstrously obnoxious "Lilo & Stitch"...
: : 2. how was elton john
: Gay and in denial over his hair.
: Alright, you know how most celebrity cameos are met with a bit of, "oh my! That's so-and-so from blah-blah-blah! How adorable! *Chuckle-chuckle!*"? Well, I'm sorry, but Elton John can never pull that off. He's too oddly shaped, always too ridicuously dressed, and simply just too Elton John to not shatter what little credibility a film has by him suddenly bounding onto the screen. Of course, if he had pulled out the old Donald Duck suit he might have fit in a little more comfortably this time around...
: -TSP