Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb10a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 02, 2002 at 11:02:42:
In Reply to: Awwwwww, poooooor you... posted by The Scarlet Pumpernickel on August 02, 2002 at 10:57:23:
...because the only holidays you can take are when you're allowed to camp out in the back yard, roasting acorns on an open fire, wishing you were a real, living boy, just like all the others. Then you get kidnapped by a filthy Russian puppet-master, turned half into a donkey and swallowed by a whale, so maybe it's not all bad.
: "I'm so rich I don't have to work! Woe is I! The rattle of all this jewelry is keeping me up at night! I think I shall take SIX helicopters and fly to Brian Lynch and eihter give him a sack of diamonds or a small child stuffed with pearls and MAKE him write me colums until I am through with him!"
: Or something.
: -TSP