Posted by Poopie Boy at 90.westvalleycity-01rh15rt-ut.dial-access.att.net on August 02, 2002 at 23:20:42:
In Reply to: what do you think is the funniest scene or joke... posted by chuppacabra on August 02, 2002 at 21:18:11:
Clerks:
Dante - "My girlfriend sucked thirty seven dicks!"
Customer - "In a row?"
Mallrats:
T.S. - "She actually calls you 'callow'."
Brodie - "You say that as if it's a bad thing."
T.S. - "'Callow' means 'frightened and weak willed'."
Brodie - "Shit. That was the only part of the note I thought was complimentary."
Chasing Amy:
Banky - "That chick might be a bigger germ factory than that monkey in 'Outbreak'."
Dogma:
Jay - "Now tell me something nobody knows about me."
Rufus - "You masturbate constantly."
Jay - "Shit, everybody knows that. Tell me something they don't know."
Rufus - "When you do it, you're thinking about guys!"
J&SBSB:
Holden - "Since it's a Miramax production, they'll probably get Ben Affleck and Matt Damon."
Jay - "Who the hell are they?"
Holden - "You know, those guys from 'Good Will Hunting'."
Jay - "You mean that movie with Mork from Ork in it?"
Holden - "Yeah, I wasn't a big fan myself. But Affleck was the bomb in 'Phantoms'."
Jay - "Word, bitch! 'Phantoms' like a mofo!"
Those will do, I suppose.
: what do you think is the funniest joke or scene from each kevin smith movie? or the best of all of them? (anyone)