Posted by BrazilianBabe at adsl-66-72-118-25.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net on August 03, 2002 at 12:48:24:
In Reply to: Another failed attempt by M. Night Shymalan... posted by Tom (POJK) on August 03, 2002 at 12:33:04:
: ...to try and prove that you don't need a proper first name to be King Of The Animals. Still, at least no-one was killed, unlike the Kangaroo Massacre Of '99. The people in the restaurant didn't stand a chance when Shylaman came to town, peeping out the pouch of a furious marsupial. Acclaimed director or not, he's just out of order to think that his 'magic slippers' give him the power to control every beast on the planet.
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: : : hope it was a good one!
: : Kevin doesn't like to talk about, especially since it just happened yesterday, but he had a near-death experience with a horde of stampeding elephants in downtown Philly yesterday. See, M. Night Shymalan was ringing in the release of "Signs" by riding down Broad Street on a legion of pachyderms and shouting good tidings through a megaphone. Kevin turned out to watch, and instead of a parade of happiness, wound up witnessing a violent incident when one of Shymalan's fans shoved a peanut into M.'s elephant's ass, inciting the elephant to lose his cool and run away. The rest of the elephants followed suit, and Kevin narrowly evaded one of the quicker ones while back-flipping over another...
: : M. got away unscathed, eerily floating above the streets and cackling when the elephants took off. His next film "On An Elephant's Back" begins production in 2003...
I don't see why he is so bad.