Posted by Hal Phillips at ool-18b9f8a5.dyn.optonline.net on August 03, 2002 at 18:14:11:
I celebrated your birthday by going to a Breeders/Imperial Teen concert and trying to figure out why my computer wasn't working.
Also, check this out: my local newspaper lists celebrity birthdays every day, and in the past, I'd noticed that they didn't include you. This year, you made the cut for the first time ever. So congratulations, Kevin. NEWSDAY wishes you a very happy birthday.
May the coming year be rich in successful films, female nudity, and vomit-free movie theatre hallways.