Posted by CherryXtract at power.cscinfo.com on July 31, 2002 at 15:01:42:
1) "Don't I deserve love? And jewelry?"
2) "God did not put me on this earth to be awaken by
filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed houlligan like
you."
3) "I don't think it's us. It's the men these days.
They're all getting more nervous, especially the
loaded ones."
4) "Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality
lacking in all other materials?"
5) "Well, let's see. First there was a big explosion.
Then the dinosaurs came, but they got big and fat.
And then the Arabs came, and they drove Mercedes
Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of
Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her
best hat and Summer dress out of the closet and went
to town."
Bonus: "I got two words for you: shut the fuck up!"