Posted by Zidane at ppp-67-37-141-223.dialup.chcgil.ameritech.net on July 31, 2002 at 18:28:46:
In Reply to: haven't got a clue... posted by Askewered on July 31, 2002 at 18:26:17:
: but if you see a cheese-like substance in your bath tub, flee to mexico as quickly as possible.
: : : This from newsoftheweird.com. Thought you folks might be interested.
: : : Bell South telemarketer Maria del Pilar Basto became a hero, calling Leonardo Diaz to sell him more minutes for his out-of-minutes wireless phone, and happening to reach him as he was trapped in a blizzard in the Andes Mountains and had almost given up hope of being rescued (Bogota, Colombia).
: : : Health inspectors arrested a 57-year-old man and charged him with manufacturing 30 pounds of "bathtub cheese" (Napa, Calif.).
: : : Pakistani officials arrested leaders of a tribal council that had ordered an 18-year-old woman gang-raped as revenge against her brother, who had been seen walking beside a woman of higher status (Punjab province, Pakistan).
: : : Vandals struck the First United Methodist Church with hate graffiti, but had trouble with Satan ("Satin") and Rebel ("Reble") (Prestonburg, Ky.). [Reuters, 6-28-02] [San Francisco Chronicle, 7-3-02] [St. Petersburg Times-AP, 7-4-02] [Floyd County Times, 6-26-02]
Bathtub cheese is propably spreadably cheese made in your bathtub. You know, like bath tub gin, only cheese.