Posted by cclarke at webcacheb06a.cache.pol.co.uk on July 31, 2002 at 18:35:34:
In Reply to: Death is not an option. posted by printdude on July 31, 2002 at 16:53:08:
: There is no way out, these are "OR" questions...
: You can have a VA job: Dante's or Bethany's?
Dante's.
: Your best friend is: Jay or Randall?
Jay
: You are an assistant to: Affleck or Lynch?
Lynch, although I don't know who he is.
: You just bought a new house and found
: that it used to be owned by: George Michael or Michael Jackson?
Well, either way it'll need to be cleaned thoroughly by a team of professionals. Er but back to the question, George Michael isn't quite as WEIRD as Michael Jackson, so I'd choose him.
: Death takes a Holiday.
Um.. yes, that.
C.S.P. Clarke