Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb04a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 07, 2002 at 17:34:03:
In Reply to: That's right Ice......man.....I am dangerous! posted by bob_the_rather_irrate_monkey on August 07, 2002 at 17:31:25:
According to your user-name, you're Bob the rather 'irrate' monkey. And I accept nothing until you include Blip from Space Ghost as another example of a monkey who's been mistreated and misrepresented in the world of show-biz.
And I'll take a whirl on the tea-cups, please.
: Hello. As some of the more intelligent amongst you may have deduced, I am Bob, a rather irate monkey. The reason for my anger is the way in which my species were portrayed in Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. We were greatly offended by the depiction of us as intelligent, devious, powerful creatures with an upstanding posture, when everyone knows we're lazy gits who's favourite pass-times include sitting in tires, pulling funny faces and pleasuring ourselves in public.
: Now I know how this board works. There is a tendancy as soon as someone dares make a slightly odd or controversial comment to call them such things as "asshole", "stupid retarded motherfucker", "moronic piece of shit from the bowels of homosexual cyberspace" and "smelly little monkey boy". However, most of the people who stoop to such levels are usually doing it just to try and impress everyone else and because on message boards like this, nasty insults are just accepted as the status quo.
: Well my friends, I don't accept the status quo, unless we're referring to the band who rock, and anyone who gives me a load of abuse using the usual brainless words will be punished with the full wrath of monkey vengeance. Those who accept me as a rather bizarre, yet nevertheless interesting board member, will be rewarded with a ride on either a Disney Land ride of your choice, or Joey from Dawson's Creek. I bid you good day.