Posted by Raikus at cas02.mkethn01.fl.comcast.net on August 08, 2002 at 17:04:17:
In Reply to: let's hear your version. posted by The Bastard on August 08, 2002 at 16:52:53:
: It can't be worse than mine...
Me: (silent, dropping video on counter, looking away while sneaking a periphial boob shot. I may be emberassed, but I aint dead [yet])
Her: Hey, Elias, whatcha gettin? (picks up box)
Me: Gl-g-ggggauuuugh
Her: GLITTER? (derisive laugh followed by quizical look)
Me: I'm just renting it to flame it on my weekly internet column
Her: Suuuuure
Me: No, really, I'm--
Her: (over store intercom)Ladies and Gentlemen, we ahve officially rented out our first copy of Glitter
Me: No, see, I have this column online...
--Suddenly the roof is ripped off the building. Enter God--
God: Yea, I have returned upon the first renting of 'Glitter.' For the trespasser who hast rented it, eternal damnation--pineapples and all.
Me: But, but, but... it's for the Askew Crapper.
God: The Askew Crapper. Double Damnation it is! Pineapples and Turnips up the ass for eternity!
Me: NOOOOOOO! (Vomit on self, wither up and die)