Posted by Andeee has entitilitus at 209.208.191.157 on August 09, 2002 at 13:07:00:
Pork Sandwich, I'm sick of you, don't get me started. Ok, you got me started and you're going to wish that you didn't. Where should I start? Huh? You brought this on yourself, you lying, cheating, stealing backstabbing bastard. Pork Sandwich more like Pork SandBITCH....how does that feel? Not that good, I know. I don't know how else to express my feelings, you make me want to hurt everyone around me. Isn't it funny when you start falling in love the first few weeks are perfect? You get home from a date and watch Conan O'brien and you don't even laugh at the jokes. Not because they're not funny but because you're in dreamland, dreamthinking about how much you're in love. You dreamthink about all of the things that were said on the date, over and over again, you think about how perfect your date was.....nothing can stop you, you're bullet proof.....really bullet proof, you know how in the movies they have the really strong bullets that go through bulletproof stuff, well not this kind of bulletproof. Then it happens, the flaws start to show, but they were always there, they were just hidden.....you can only hide your flaws for so long and then they come pouring out like vomit from a 10 year olds mouth. Yes, Pork Sandwich, I know that adults vomit too, why do you always feel the need to correct me? I've done so much for you and all you do is sit there, criticize and look cute. Pork is said to be the fresh or salted flesh of swine, dressed for food but there's much more to Pork, oh yes there is, Pork likes to cheat and break her lover's heart. If you only had eyes, you could see me weep, you miserable fuck. You should be named Pork-u-pine Sandwich because you're a Sandwich that makes people pine over you and then you pork them, I mean, then you stick them with your stiff sharp erectile bristles. The day that you put yourself in my mouth, I was done, I can never have pork again and that depresses me. I hope you have a good life Pork Sandwich, I wish you the best...it was a learning experience for us both and I really hope you're smart enough to change your ways because the biggest bitch in the whole motherfriggen world is coming after you, (no, not my drag queen brother, although he does hate you)......her name is Karma, and she'll find you, oh will she find you.