Well... I have recommended this as a band name


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Posted by pixies chick at 1cust118.tnt2.minneapolis3.mn.da.uu.net on August 07, 2002 at 12:05:25:

In Reply to: Quick! posted by Kev Hoffman on August 07, 2002 at 11:31:47:

: I wanna change my name to something new & original.................any ideas?

Onania -- it means masturbation (self-pleasuring actually). Got it from a title of a book written by the cereal guy, Dr. Kellogg.

Kellogg was very much in favor of sperm conservation. That's why he invented corn flakes - to discourage the meat based diet and reduce passions so people would jerk off less.

Corn flakes - the world's first anti-masturbatory food.


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