Posted by Isis at cau03.cau.cornell.edu on August 07, 2002 at 12:29:23:
In Reply to: i confess to havin' been an isis-hatah. posted by Pitstain on August 07, 2002 at 11:52:45:
: I think i broke down about 8 months ago and bought the fan club
: membership.
You have been converted. Prepare for the alien arrival. And whatever you do...avoid the CHUBBY RAIN.
: the membership kit was pretty cool, but i don't think the blow-up doll
: was such a good idea. it calls to me, but how can i defile/objectify the
: voice of feminine reason on this board....
It's not defiling, it's sacred plastic love. But every morning you must rise, turn towards the blow-up idol who represents myself, thrice bow, and chant "woman is the mother of the world" until you are struck with an epiphany.