Posted by Duffless at hide101.suffolk.edu on August 07, 2002 at 15:42:08:
In Reply to: ok this bored is dead so.....(OT) posted by SexyJ on August 07, 2002 at 15:21:47:
My next door neighbor's cat had a litter of kittens and he didn't want to take care of them, so he put them in a sack and brought them to the creek and dumped them in, I had followed him and hid out in the back of his pickup truck, as he dumped them in the creek which feeds into the atlantic, the second he dumped them in and drove off I went into the water, the kittens must have been terrified and started biting each otheror hit themselves on the rocks in the bag cause when I reached the bag there was blood in the water, I opened the bag just in time and then felt something slam into me, it was a giant mako shark head butted my thigh, and then took a small bite out of my ass.I held tight to the bag of kittens and grabbed a rock from teh bag and started to beat the shark's eye....I made it out only needing 15 stithces...the doctor told me I should have fed the bag of kittens to the shark and swam away while he was distracted, live and learn..