Posted by The Scarlet Pumpernickel at ip68-100-182-74.nv.nv.cox.net on August 24, 2002 at 18:52:23:
In Reply to: If you like, I'll name all the styles I've had it posted by Tom (POJK) on August 24, 2002 at 18:42:19:
Kindergarten through 5th grade - Buzzcuts galore. Spent my young formative years growing up in Panama, so it was simply practical. Then I noticed that my hair was going to remove me away from any vagina in the vicinty, so a change was in order.
5th grade through 7th grade - Decided to try and grow my hair long, yet sadly, me being Irish dictated that such a thing may not be so. I ended up with an awful "butt-cut" look that would have made Shemp proud. Seen ANY Jimmy Eat World video and the singer's awful altar-boy hairdo, parted down the middle? That was moi.
7th grade through 9th grade - Remember the caddy in "Happy Gilmore"? Not the bum, the kid, with the huge, painfully bleached, Stray Cats-looking pompadour? That was me to a tee, fashion sense and all.
9th grade through 11th grade - Said "foofer on this!" and grew a white man's 'fro. Utterly massive, a good 5-6 inches high and all around at least...totally covered my eyes. Also fooled people into thinking I was "down", "could dance" and "forgot how to bathe".
11th grade through me today, age 23 - Various short cuts, spiked in various ways, dyed a multitude colors, now back to my normal dirty blonde, and it's safe, and very sad, to say I've had every male hairdo on "Friends" ever. Woe is I.
-TSP