Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb04a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 25, 2002 at 23:44:03:
...so it'd get all radioactive, leading to me letting it bite me, so I could become Spider-man. And you know what happened? The little bastard exploded - some creatures are so selfish.
Ah well, on to experiment number 2 - maybe the hamster will be more co-operative.