Posted by sean at 170.148.10.46 on November 12, 2002 at 17:41:23:
In Reply to: Oh NO! posted by Young Nasty Man on November 12, 2002 at 16:47:25:
... did you read anything he actually said?
: The Kevin Smith ball sucker TOTALLY has my number!
I hope you're self (or un-) employed, so that you can use that 'ball sucker' thing as much as possible. Because, seriously, it's really really funny and a totally good point to boot, and I only hope that it doesn't get run into the ground too quickly. But, then again, the true classics (like "ball sucker") never get old, they just slowly evolve (suggestion: gradual transition into "ball licker", followed by "balls-in-mouth-guy", followed by ... ah, who am I kidding, you're way better at this than me).
: The fact that you think anyone could be obsessed with you is really giving me a grade A case of the giggles man.
The fact that you're actually thinking about it is giving me ... um, whatever the sad version of giggles would be. No, just kidding, actually I think pointlessly picking fights with reds is a great and noble tradition, passed along through the ages, and now it's yours.
: AND its also giving me some 'serious insight into YOUR psyche AS WELL!'
: REALLY! I'M TOTALLY NOT BEING SARCASTIC!
I know, that's what makes it funny. We're not laughing at you because we think you're being sarcastic, we're laughing at you for being an idiot.
: It DOES in fact irk me when I constantly read shit from netnerds and wannabe showbiz stars screaming about what a moron I am for liking something, whether I know them personally or not, maybe that in fact does make me emotionally disturbed, who knows? who cares?
Um, I know. (it does)
Dude, if you can't take the way the Internet is, don't go on it. But if you're going to go on it, try to have a point *before* you start making one, rather than hoping it'll come along somewhere down the line if you just throw out a bunch of random shit that isn't even true, but that's beside the point.
And, if you respond to this, try and think of some kind of good riff on how I've got Vincent's balls in my mouth even though his balls are in Kevin's mouth. Some kind of osmosis-of-Kevin's-balls joke, maybe? Whatever you want, though, you're clearly the insane one.